Wednesday, August 13, 2008

House Rule #57

Never answer the phone before noon on your day off. Exception to the rule: when in need of extra funds because you just bought a plane ticket.

Reason for rule: The phone call is almost invariably someone from the hospital calling for you to come in and cover a sick co-worker's shift.

(don't worry about the numbering system for rules, it is utterly arbitrary)

1 comment:

Michael said...

That's what Caller ID is for: selective phone-answering.